I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. George Burns agecigarday Change image and share on social
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns fakehavehonest Change image and share on social
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. George Burns old Change image and share on social
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. George Burns facefinallyforget Change image and share on social
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns airchangeclean Change image and share on social
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. George Burns avoidimportantkey Change image and share on social
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. George Burns pimpleretirementridiculous Change image and share on social
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns agepoolrope Change image and share on social
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. George Burns badbusycountry Change image and share on social
