This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. George Burns badbookguy Change image and share on social
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns carecityclose Change image and share on social
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. George Burns agecigarday Change image and share on social
You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns fakehavehonest Change image and share on social
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns drinkfourteenthremember Change image and share on social
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. George Burns badbusycountry Change image and share on social
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. George Burns old Change image and share on social
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. George Burns agecigarholder Change image and share on social
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. George Burns facefinallyforget Change image and share on social
