Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. Joan Rivers acceptcomediennefunny Change image and share on social
It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that's causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, it's in the Bush Administration. Roger Ebert administrationbushcatholic share on social
I auditioned for a movie recently, and when I went in, the producer said he'd told one of its stars, Naomi Watts, that he was auditioning me, and she'd said, 'She's so funny; she's a great actress - you should hire her.' What a lovely, kind, and supportive thing to do for another woman. Isla Fisher actressauditionfunny share on social
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood. Gilbert Gottfried childhoodclassclown Change image and share on social
There are a lot of funny people in my family. Absolutely. There were a lot of jokes growing up around the dinner table, for sure. We didn't grow up in a creative family. Nate Corddry absolutelycreativedinner Change image and share on social
Dali had a good sense of humor - obviously you could tell just looking at him; he was funny. Joe Grant dalifunnygood Change image and share on social
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. David Lee Roth cubefallglass Change image and share on social
I have kind of a funny relationship with movies. I don't have to see the whole movie to get an impression of it or to let it have an influence on me. Lana Del Rey funnyimpressioninfluence Change image and share on social
If you play it straight it's funny - the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious. Tom Hiddleston adjustmentcomedyfunny Change image and share on social
Research for fiction is a funny thing: you go looking for one piece of information, and find something altogether different. Nell Freudenberger altogetherfictionfind Change image and share on social