I think one of the basic tasks in life - one of the nice things we can do for each other - is to take things that are horrible and scary and make them acceptable and less frightening and, if possible, funny. It feels great to succeed at that. Julia Sweeney acceptablebasicfelt share on social
I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. I get rejected all the time and not only do I get rejected, but people have no problem being really specific about why I was rejected. Julia Sweeney interviewjobmad share on social
Well, you can't be depressed and sad 24 hours a day. Julia Sweeney daydepresshour Change image and share on social
I'm not an activist. I'm trying to get off the whole atheist racket. Julia Sweeney activistatheistracket Change image and share on social
I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect NOT to be paid, but I will pay someone if I can run off stage right now. It was so bad. Julia Sweeney badexpectpay Change image and share on social
I'm finally a suburban housewife. Honestly, it's my dream come true. Julia Sweeney dreamfinallyhonestly Change image and share on social
Mostly, I just want to be in my house reading and writing. Julia Sweeney housereadwrite Change image and share on social
You know, in high school I thought Catholicism was funny and sort of ridiculous, but then I also liked it, too. Like, I definitely turned to it in times of trouble. Julia Sweeney catholicismfunnyhigh Change image and share on social
It was a fine cancer experience, as cancer experiences go. Julia Sweeney cancerexperiencefine Change image and share on social
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. Julia Sweeney absurdlydeathfunny Change image and share on social
