Top 451 Funny Quotes

My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.

My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.

Mike Myers

No matter what I do, I can't help but feel that I'm under a microscope. Some of it is completely silly, and some of it is meant to be hurtful. For example, a website accumulated all of my music videos to point out perceived Illuminati images. I loved that one. Of course, it was all ridiculous but funny.

Steve Aoki

It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music.

It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music.

Tom Petty

My mom always told me, 'You're very smart; you're very funny.' She never told me, 'You're very beautiful.'

My mom always told me, 'You're very smart; you're very funny.' She never told me, 'You're very beautiful.'

Mariacarla Boscono

It's a grim business, this being funny. Every time you come up with a strong, satiric idea, the world tops it.

It's a grim business, this being funny. Every time you come up with a strong, satiric idea, the world tops it.

Del Close

There's a lot more to me than just funny.

There's a lot more to me than just funny.

Steve Harvey

In comedy, though, it's good to get feedback from the audience about what they find funny.

In comedy, though, it's good to get feedback from the audience about what they find funny.

Bobby Farrelly

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.

Charles Dudley Warner

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.

Hesiod

Sitcoms are designed for normal people who just want to turn on their TV and get a laugh. It's not high-brow, you don't have to work so hard, and it's meant to be a relatable genre. That's why I love it so much - my fans are from 8 years old to 80 years old, because everybody can relate to what's funny.

Megyn Price

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