My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. Jimmy Durante breatheimpedimentslight Change image and share on social
I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker. Keenen Ivory Wayans funfunnythinker Change image and share on social
You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady. Doris Roberts actressfunnylady Change image and share on social
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. Dr. Seuss funnything Change image and share on social
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. Larry David discoverfunnyinadequate Change image and share on social
The first time I walked by a crap table, I felt kind of funny. Carroll Shelby crapfeltfunny Change image and share on social
I don't know how to be like a Bill Murray or a Will Ferrell, these guys who know how to make a line funny just by, I don't know, some extra-sense perception. I only know character and emotion and real acting; that's all I know how to do. John C. Reilly actbillcharacter share on social
Optimism isn't funny unless you are laughing at the person, whereas extreme pessimism is extremely funny. It's exaggeration. Steve Toltz exaggerationextremeextremely Change image and share on social
I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat. Paris Hilton bigblondeeat Change image and share on social
I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. Matt LeBlanc bonefunnykind Change image and share on social