Top 451 Funny Quotes

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.

Jason Alexander

I consider myself to be first and foremost a comic writer. The way I entertain myself - especially in those long and grim hours in the office - is to write stuff I find funny.

I consider myself to be first and foremost a comic writer. The way I entertain myself - especially in those long and grim hours in the office - is to write stuff I find funny.

Nick Cave

I was fooling everyone by surrounding myself with funny people. But then I put myself out there - writing my own sketches, going on stage with nobody surrounding me - and for some reason people were still laughing.

Carly Craig

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.

Ted Danson

It's unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now they're like a baby - it's not so funny.

Michael Haneke

There's nothing I dislike more than being in a photo shoot where they say, 'Be yourself.' That's not why I became an actress. That's what I find so funny: that you become an actor, and all of a sudden, everyone wants to know about you. But I didn't become an actor so I could show you me.

Margot Robbie

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

Marcelene Cox

I've been very lucky to work with people I think are funny and who are really awesome human beings.

I've been very lucky to work with people I think are funny and who are really awesome human beings.

Jillian Bell

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

Bill Hicks

I haven't been offered a lot of comedy. In theater, I've done quite a bit of comedy or dramas that included a lot of funny stuff. But in my TV work, those aren't the roles that I've been offered.

I haven't been offered a lot of comedy. In theater, I've done quite a bit of comedy or dramas that included a lot of funny stuff. But in my TV work, those aren't the roles that I've been offered.

Mireille Enos

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