I was never an actress in high school. I didn't start acting until I was in my twenties. I was just a funny cheerleader. I hadn't even seen a show until I was in my twenties, so I was very late getting into the business. Debra Monk actactressbusiness share on social
Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. Charles Kettering taxthingthink Change image and share on social
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. P. G. Wodehouse chrysanthemumhaircut Change image and share on social
Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time. Denis Leary expectfunnynecessarily Change image and share on social
I am lactose intolerant, and I always thought it was really funny how people who are lactose intolerant continue to eat dairy, because they like it so much. And I find it not acceptable. Lake Bell acceptablecontinuedairy Change image and share on social
At the end of the day I'm writing comedy. If you get too realistic as a comedy writer with your disasters, it stops being funny. Simon Rich comedydaydisaster Change image and share on social
I was a good student until I turned 15. Then, all of a sudden, it didn't matter to me anymore. Isn't that funny. I don't want to go to college. I always knew that. But it's hard. My friends are going, and I feel a little left behind. Clara Mamet anymorecollegefeel share on social
Kevin Hart. He's the man! I like his style. He's short, so I can relate. All the stories he tells are real. I respect that, and he's just a really funny dude - great comedy instincts. To do stand-up on a stage for an hour and tell stories and make people laugh is incredible. Cameron Boyce comedydudefunny share on social
Part of my act is meant to shake you up. It looks like I'm being funny, but I'm reminding you of other things. Life is tough, darling. Life is hard. And we better laugh at everything; otherwise, we're going down the tube. Joan Rivers actdarlingfunny share on social
I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most. Malin Akerman awfulfallfunny Change image and share on social