If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. George Bernard Shaw dancefamilymake Change image and share on social
Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky. Lee Trevino badballbind Change image and share on social
I feel like people are funny, and women are people, so I'm sick of the distinction. Kate Flannery distinctionfeelfunny Change image and share on social
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. George Orwell custarddirtyfunny Change image and share on social
We're kind of the comic relief of this movie because most of the stories are very dark. And that's why these plays were so great, because it's such a dark, dark universe that it becomes funny because it's just too pathetic. Caroline Dhavernas comicdarkfunny share on social
I think funny is just the foundation. I don't really think, to some extent, funny is the absolute most important thing. It should also communicate some idea through the medium of cartooning. Just to be funny is... You know what, the things that you laugh hardest at aren't cartoons. Robert Mankoff absolutecartooncommunicate share on social
I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation. Megan Fox conversationfunnyinterest Change image and share on social
It's funny because the action figures are cool, and then I enjoy the magazines because that's me. Obviously, the fans are wonderful - they're so excited - but I'm not Rey, and people tend to not be able to differentiate the two. Daisy Ridley actioncooldifferentiate share on social
Lot of ugly funny dudes end up with some pretty gorgeous women. Women are much deeper than us in choosing a mate - they see in the long term. Patton Oswalt choosedeepdude Change image and share on social
The prospects for a coherent, hilarious and consistent American comedy seem to lessen every year, as the poor waterlogged, gassy corpse called 'Evan Almighty' proved when it floated ashore recently. So there's a temptation to think too highly of Robin Williams's uneven but occasionally funny 'License to Wed.' Stephen Hunter almightyamericanashore share on social