Top 451 Funny Quotes

I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real.

I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a big furry man outside my window. It's not funny! It was real.

Barry Watson

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Robert Benchley

Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh.

Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh.

Nick Wechsler

I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way.

I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way.

John Slattery

It's obviously funny to be a meme, so I could be down with it in that regard, but it also belittles one's art.

It's obviously funny to be a meme, so I could be down with it in that regard, but it also belittles one's art.

Grimes

Honestly, it's hard to learn about comedy from comedians. Comedy is not something that you necessarily learn or can imitate. You're funny or you're not, and you hope what you're doing is funny.

Honestly, it's hard to learn about comedy from comedians. Comedy is not something that you necessarily learn or can imitate. You're funny or you're not, and you hope what you're doing is funny.

Jane Levy

I found that I could write two kinds of short stories: I could write very absurd, kind of surrealistic, funny stories; or I could write very dark, realistic - hyper-realistic - stories. I was never happy with that, because I couldn't meld the two.

Dennis Lehane

I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.

I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.

Katie Holmes

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.

Karl Lagerfeld

This is going to sound cheesy, but with acting there are so many tools. When you're on camera, you're using all of it. You're using the voice, you're using your body, you're using wardrobe, all of it, but it's funny, once you take all of those things away, you realize how much you rely on the physicality.

Jennifer Stone

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