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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. Dan Castellaneta dutyeasyjury Change image and share on social
It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized... It did happen, but not in the way you expect it to... In L.A., I'm just another character actor. Dan Castellaneta actactorcharacter Change image and share on social
It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself. Dan Castellaneta decidefindhard Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
What cracks me up is people who think I don't take baseball seriously. It's the most important thing in my life. They don't know how hard it is for me to get a bad game out of my mind. I still can't, but I'm getting better. Brady Anderson badbaseballcrack share on social
I guess if you want me to stop writing horrible, mean takedowns of everyone, give me a really, really cushy columnist gig. Alex Pareene columnistcushygig Change image and share on social
