I have new bodyguards ever since I got a TV show. I didn't know, but it's a lot like becoming president. They tell you every single secret, like who shot JFK. When you have a TV show, they not only tell you who shot JFK, but they assign you bodyguards. Scott Aukerman assignbodyguardjfk share on social
There's definitely something about the structure of 'Caddyshack' that is unique that no one has ever been able to achieve since then. Scott Aukerman achievecaddyshackstructure Change image and share on social
Most of the stuff I've written has never even gotten made. It's par for the course. It's a great living, but it also gets very frustrating. Scott Aukerman frustrategreathave Change image and share on social
After I did 'Mr. Show,' I was basically just a writer for a while. I was really young, and I kinda was like, wow, I'm 27 and I was already on this iconic show, and now I can just coast. But no one likes coasting, because you have to fill your day with stuff. Scott Aukerman basicallycoastday share on social
I think expressing yourself and working hard can't help but have great results. Look at Zach Galifanakis. He didn't tweet. He didn't have a podcast. He just went out and did the funniest standup you'll ever see in your life. And he was rewarded for that. Scott Aukerman expressfunnygalifanakis share on social
I get inspired when I look at Tom Lennon, who did 'Reno 911!' for six seasons while writing huge movies and directing and also doing other pilots; he did that FX pilot, the 'Star Trek' thing. Scott Aukerman directhugeinspire Change image and share on social
I probably could be a world-class screenwriter by now if I had spent the kind of work I devote on Comedy Death-Ray to that. But I do okay, in that regard. I mean, my stuff gets bought, so it's all right. Scott Aukerman buyclasscomedy share on social
The best sketch shows are from a group of tight-knit people who've worked together for a really long time. Scott Aukerman grouphaveknit Change image and share on social
I remember when I first started, the first movie I wrote that didn't get made I was aghast. 'Wait a minute, that's not how this is supposed to work. You write a move and it gets made!' Scott Aukerman aghastmakeminute Change image and share on social
I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes. Scott Aukerman computerconstructfunny Change image and share on social
