The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. Bill Vaughan collectorcreatelove Change image and share on social
I was eating in a Chinese restaurant downtown. There was a dish called Mother and Child Reunion. It's chicken and eggs. And I said, I gotta use that one. Paul Simon callchickenchild Change image and share on social
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams agree Change image and share on social
Anything that I can do with Jennie Garth, I would love to do it. I really like her. I got along with her really well, and I enjoyed her perspective on life. I think she's really talented and very, very funny. Cameron Mathison enjoyfunnygarth share on social
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing. Gilbert Gottfried comedyfunnyimportant Change image and share on social
I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do. Steve Harvey butterfunnygift Change image and share on social
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. Rick Baker artistdentistfeel Change image and share on social
When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny was funny; I loved to laugh. I always liked people I found generally funny. Michael Keaton comedyfindfunny Change image and share on social
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. Richard Lewis dayglorioushalf Change image and share on social
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. Mitch Hedberg boildrinkwant Change image and share on social