Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Thomas Szasz excusegoodmake Change image and share on social
This may sound funny, but I feel my most beautiful when I'm clean, fresh out of the bath. I don't have to be dressed up. I could be in comfy clothes at home hanging out with my family. Faith Hill bathbeautifulclean Change image and share on social
I like doing comedy, I like doing drama. Naturally I like to do, I like doing dramas, I like conflict, and when I do a comedy, you know, I've found that, like, romantic comedy is the trickiest one, because often it's neither: it's not romantic and it's not funny. So, like, I like a comedy that's biting. It's biting humor or really quirky humor. Matt Dillon bitecomedyconflict share on social
The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest. Jean de la Bruyere burdendayguest Change image and share on social
It's a funny thing. I'll be in my home town of Columbus at a restaurant or something, and the waiter maybe asks, 'What do you do?' and I say, 'Oh, I'm in a band... Twenty One Pilots,' and he'll say, 'Cool, I'll check it out. I never heard of them.' And then I say, 'In September we're playing the Schottenstein Center,' and it's like, 'What?!' Tyler Joseph askbandcenter share on social
My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly. Mike Myers dadfunnylaugh Change image and share on social
I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. Uma Thurman athleticbrightfunny Change image and share on social
Success is a funny thing. It means different things to different people. For me, I am always pleased when people connect to our brand. It means we are executing in a manner that speaks to a wide variety of businesses. John Varvatos brandbusinessconnect share on social
I was a very quiet child growing up. I always knew that I was funny - I just never put it to use. Spoken Reasons childfunnygrow Change image and share on social
It's a grim business, this being funny. Every time you come up with a strong, satiric idea, the world tops it. Del Close businessfunnygrim Change image and share on social