Top 451 Funny Quotes

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

Peter Sellers

When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors are hilarious.

When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors are hilarious.

Stephanie March

It was kind of scary because working with Woody Allen becomes sort of a big deal in your mind. He directs in that Woody Allen character some of the time - he has these idiosyncrasies that are really charming and funny.

Radha Mitchell

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.

Stephen King

Being mean just for being mean's sake isn't funny.

Being mean just for being mean's sake isn't funny.

Kaitlin Olson

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

Paul Lynde

And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.

And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death brings back the death you mourned earlier and you get into a bit of a pile-up.

Nigella Lawson

I suppose the things you remember about someone who has died are the funny moments. Those are the ones that stand out.

I suppose the things you remember about someone who has died are the funny moments. Those are the ones that stand out.

Harry Lloyd

It's a funny thing when you think you're dead. You're not terrified of it anymore. There's a sort of a epiphany to religious thing; it's not sort of church-based, but you end up with a serenity which you didn't have before, and I just simply enjoy it. It really does sound stupid, but I've got to tell you it's made my life.

David Lange

I used to go in for Disney auditions, and they'd tell me, 'You're cute and nice but just not funny.'

I used to go in for Disney auditions, and they'd tell me, 'You're cute and nice but just not funny.'

Gattlin Griffith

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