Top 451 Funny Quotes

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

George Carlin

I feel like any time John Oliver is added to something, the comedy is instantly there. He's so funny.

I feel like any time John Oliver is added to something, the comedy is instantly there. He's so funny.

Alison Brie

We are fans of Mozart and Beethoven, as well 'South Park' and Borat. We believe that we can attract many people who eschew the serious ambiance of concert halls and don't go to classical music concerts because of such reasons. However, there is a 'serious humor' on the stage: funny and ridiculous. That is important!

Aleksey Igudesman

People say to me 'You're a big Hollywood star', and I find it so funny. I still feel as though I'm the girl from Golders Green. I lead such a boring, normal life. I still go shopping in Sainsbury's. If the ability to do that was taken away from me, I'd go barmy. You lose your freedom. Be careful what you wish for.

Amanda Donohoe

Even though I never worked with her, it was still really cool to have Brooke Shields on set. She was so nice and so funny.

Even though I never worked with her, it was still really cool to have Brooke Shields on set. She was so nice and so funny.

Atticus Shaffer

I'd rather proliferate funny little rumors than not.

I'd rather proliferate funny little rumors than not.

Autre Ne Veut

It's a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children.

It's a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children.

Alan Alda

Baseball players practice, runners practice, so how can you practice being funny? You get up onstage. You train as an improviser, playing make-believe, using the vernacular of improvisation, saying 'yes and' to other people's ideas, making statements.

Ali Farahnakian

A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House.

A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House.

Adlai Stevenson

For 35 years, I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren't funny. Some of them weren't appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.

For 35 years, I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren't funny. Some of them weren't appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.

Al Franken

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