Top 48 Quotes by Carrot Top

About Carrot Top

These are some quotes by American author Carrot Top Comedian, who was born on February 25, 1967.

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.

Carrot Top

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Carrot Top

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

Carrot Top

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

Carrot Top

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

Carrot Top

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

Carrot Top

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.

Carrot Top

I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.

Carrot Top

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

Carrot Top

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

Carrot Top

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