Top 48 Quotes by Carrot Top

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'

The blessing

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.