I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show. Carrot Top actaudiencebring share on social
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.' Carrot Top comedianfunnygood Change image and share on social
My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh. Carrot Top laughmakepeople Change image and share on social
I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny. Carrot Top animatebridgebug Change image and share on social
Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.' Carrot Top afraidaskback Change image and share on social
So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason. Carrot Top futurehappenreason Change image and share on social
It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. Carrot Top beinghatehuman Change image and share on social
I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city. Carrot Top citydefaultgetaway Change image and share on social
My manager has a car payment, so I work every night. Carrot Top carmanagernight Change image and share on social
