People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case. Christopher Guest casefunnymatter Change image and share on social
I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy. George Takei comedyeyefind Change image and share on social
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not. Jeremy Clarkson factfunny Change image and share on social
From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do. Billy Crystal caesarfunnyknow Change image and share on social
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin darkforecasttonight Change image and share on social
It's funny... musical theater is what paid my rent and kept me going for the longest time. Bryan Batt funnylongmusical Change image and share on social
It's funny because everyone says, 'Oh you're reclusive; you don't do social media,' but it's not about being reclusive. I like direct contact, and I like contact that's purposeful. Banks contactdirectfunny Change image and share on social
It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books. Antonio Lobo Antunes bookfunnyjealous Change image and share on social
Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot. Artie Lange agreeeddiefunny share on social
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. Arthur C. Clarke adjustbathroomhonesty Change image and share on social
