From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do. Billy Crystal caesarfunnyknow Change image and share on social
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin darkforecasttonight Change image and share on social
It's funny... musical theater is what paid my rent and kept me going for the longest time. Bryan Batt funnylongmusical Change image and share on social
It's funny because everyone says, 'Oh you're reclusive; you don't do social media,' but it's not about being reclusive. I like direct contact, and I like contact that's purposeful. Banks contactdirectfunny Change image and share on social
It's funny - my wife is more jealous of my books than of other women because I'm always working and thinking about my books. Antonio Lobo Antunes bookfunnyjealous Change image and share on social
Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot. Artie Lange agreeeddiefunny share on social
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. Arthur C. Clarke adjustbathroomhonesty Change image and share on social
I liked Lady Gaga's meat dress. It was funny. Alejandro Jodorowsky dressfunnygaga Change image and share on social
It's funny, though, because when I first started going to races after we met, I was extremely nervous. It's like being backstage and hoping you don't trip over something or break an amp or accidentally speak into a live microphone, so I was really hesitant. Ashley Judd accidentallyampbackstage share on social
It's funny because if you ever ask anyone in England to try and do a Beatles accent, no one knows what they really sound like. If you ask anyone in America, they would try and give it a go. English people just know their songs. Aaron Johnson accentamericabeatles share on social
