People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and that's not the case. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes case funny matter
You know it's important to have a Jeep in Los Angeles. That front wheel drive is crucial when it starts to snow on Rodeo Drive. Christopher Guest angelescrucialdrive Change image and share on social
I am interested in the notion that people can become so obsessed by their world that they lose sense and awareness of how they appear to other people. They're so earnest about it. But that's true of so many things. Christopher Guest awarenessearnestinterest share on social
I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living. Christopher Guest camerafrontjoke Change image and share on social
The thrill of a photo-realist painter is if you get really close to the painting, it looks just like a photograph. Whereas in my case, if you get close to my paintings, they totally fall apart - so I'm about as far from a photo-realist as it gets. Marilyn Minter caseclosefall share on social
I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person - they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They're motivated. Russell Crowe attractivecommitideology Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social