Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage. Donald Glover funnygonnaonstage Change image and share on social
Stand-up comedians say that anyone in the audience can be funny, but people paid to see us because we're just a little bit funnier. In the same way, I think anybody can play music - in fact, I think everyone has music in them, but some of us can do it a little better. J. D. Souther audiencebitecomedian share on social
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. Margaret Cho colordealenglish Change image and share on social
Sometimes people think they know you and they go, 'Hey!' and then they realize that they've just seen you on the television. That's kind of funny sometimes. Maisie Williams funnyhavehey Change image and share on social
Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody. Florenz Ziegfeld comediancustomerfunny share on social
I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning. Katy Perry funnygirlmean Change image and share on social
Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny. Maynard James Keenan funnystand Change image and share on social
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba McEntire backbonebonefunny Change image and share on social
No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine. Thomas Keller eatfunnyimagine Change image and share on social
