I was lucky. My family is wonderful. And it's funny, because most of my best friends come from very large families. So it always felt as if I had lots of siblings, though in the end I had to leave them and go home. I kind of got the best of both worlds as a kid. Sophia Bush endfamilyfelt share on social
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. Milton Berle congressleadmake Change image and share on social
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. Milton Berle candlelightedisonlot Change image and share on social
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. Milton Berle experienceforgethave Change image and share on social
I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture. Sloane Crosley culturedistracteffort Change image and share on social
The only thing that matters to me about my stories is that they're entertaining and they're funny. And I tend to get bored easily, so I generally throw something supernatural in. I would say they're humorous novels that have a supernatural bent, but that's as close as you're going to get to fitting them all in the same basket. Christopher Moore basketbendbore share on social
The reason I'm writing funny books is that I wish there were more. Christopher Moore bookfunnyreason Change image and share on social
I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line. Bob Newhart backgroundcomedianenvironment Change image and share on social
When you're eight years old nothing is your business. Lenny Bruce businessyear Change image and share on social
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. Janeane Garofalo funnypoliticthing Change image and share on social