Top 80 Quotes by Robert Webb

The only thing I've cooked while entertaining is stir-fry.

Basically I try not to knock other comedians.

There was a lot of terrible, terrible comedy in the seventies along with 'Fawlty Towers.' It's easy to forget.

I was in the play 'Fat Pig in the West End,' which is a comedy but has dramatic moments.

I spend far too much on taxis. Now, if anyone suggests we get the Tube I say, 'The Tube! I'd forgotten about that.'

I don't do much to keep in trim - I try to walk places instead of driving whenever I can, but I really ought to do more.

I was an usher at the Lyric Theatre Hammersmith. You had to watch whatever play they had on 40 times.

The way people imagine their political leaders is, like it or not, an important factor in how they decide to vote and, indeed, whether they vote at all.

I grew up in Lincolnshire, trying to get the daughters of farmers and policemen to like me. It didn't go well until I got to college where, suddenly, there were different sorts of humans.

I think jokes can actually go to places that drama can't.