I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor. Rachael Ray deprecatefunnygenuine share on social
Things can be funny when people are uneasy. It softens them up and stops them falling asleep on the sofa. I like those moments where people half-smile and half-wince. Mark Haddon asleepfallfunny Change image and share on social
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Mark Twain deathexaggerategreatly Change image and share on social
If you don't know Tom Lehrer, you should - in addition to being a classical pianist, mathematician, songwriter, satirist, researcher at Los Alamos and, he claims, inventor of the Jell-O shot, he is just delightfully funny and graceful. Rachel Sklar additionalamosclaim share on social
I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny. Kevin Dillon apologizebigcomedian Change image and share on social
Brad Pitt's role in 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' - I want to do that so bad! That's one of my favorite movies of all time, and that character was so funny. Jessie Usher badbradcharacter Change image and share on social
My mother and father were very strange people. They tried to be funny which is always very sad to me. Jonathan Winters fatherfunnymother Change image and share on social
I know you can be funny without being filthy. Jonathan Winters filthyfunny Change image and share on social
I would love to do something like 'Beverly Hills Cop'. I'd get to be funny and cool and heroic all in the same breath. Ja Rule beverlybreathcool Change image and share on social
Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny. Harold Ramis billycrystalfunny Change image and share on social
