You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore. Bruce McCulloch anymorefunnyhear Change image and share on social
Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday. Jerry B. Jenkins feelfunnypowerful Change image and share on social
I look up so much to those movies, 'Airplane!' and 'Naked Gun.' I think that stuff is so funny. I grew up just loving all that stuff and sort of idolizing Leslie Nielsen. Rob Huebel airplanefunnygrow Change image and share on social
My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her. Mark Consuelos failfunnylet Change image and share on social
My parents are a bedrock. And I have three complex, strong, and funny sisters who inspire and sustain me. Christina Baker Kline bedrockcomplexfunny Change image and share on social
I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time. Chloe Grace Moretz famousfollowfunny Change image and share on social
I think it would be funny for people to read in obituaries of me that my major contribution to the arts was the popularization of the phrases 'neutral facial expression' and 'screaming in agony.' Tao Lin agonyartcontribution Change image and share on social
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. Jimmy Fallon cabdriverthing Change image and share on social
I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep. Jimmy Fallon asleepattentiondumb Change image and share on social
