I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny. Charlie Day actcomedianfunny Change image and share on social
The funny thing in France is that writers are not allowed to retire, because the French government say you are still earning money from books you wrote 20 years ago. Peter Mayle agoallowbook Change image and share on social
I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes. Bill Bryson anecdotefunnypeople Change image and share on social
Sometimes I can't believe I'm going to be 60. I always say there's no point moaning about getting older, when there's nothing you can do about it. But still, I do find it quite funny. I look at that number, 60, and I think, 'Really? Me?' Twiggy findfunnymoan share on social
All the religions are super funny to me. Trey Parker funnyreligionsuper Change image and share on social
Whoever has not experienced the pleasure of taking a young lady to her first game of ball should seize the first opportunity to do so. Her remarks about plays, her opinions of different players and the umpire, and the questions she will ask concerning the game, are all too funny to be missed. John Montgomery Ward ballexperiencefunny share on social
To handle that stardom, the red carpets, the photo shoots, people all of a sudden recognizing you and following you in everyday life, it's a bit weird. It's strange, and it can have funny effects on you in terms of do you like it or don't you like it. Some people run away from it, some people embrace it; I found a good middle ground. Roger Federer bitecarpeteffect share on social
My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement. Carol Leifer comediancomedyfather share on social
It's funny; people get so doctrinaire about music. It should be the last thing you don't have an open mind about. Randy Newman doctrinairefunnymind Change image and share on social