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Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life. David Walliams fictionincrediblelife Change image and share on social
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines. David Walliams bathroomchildcomedy Change image and share on social
I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman. David Walliams gentlemanretiretrait Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
After decades spent in rewrite rooms surrounded by other shouting writers, I discovered that I work best alone. I like being in charge of my time, working out the problems according to my own rhythms and being able to nap. That's a big one, the napping on demand! Maria Semple bigchargedecade share on social
The failure of the system to deal quickly was attributable to Nixon's lying, stonewalling and refusal to come clean. So it took 26 months for the final truth to be known. Bob Woodward attributablecleandeal Change image and share on social
