Top 73 Quotes by J. B. Smoove

About J. B. Smoove

This is a quote by J. B. Smoove. He is an American author that was born on December 16, 1966.

You got to start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the world.

You got to start by doing little things if your quest is to take over the world.

J. B. Smoove

I'm sure back in the Greek days or the Roman Empire days, when guys fought in arenas and were fighting lions, people were talking smack. Every era in history has someone talking smack. No way you can have talent and not proclaim your victory.

J. B. Smoove

I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace.

I may even show up behind the camera. I love to put things together; I love to give direction. I have a great eye for pace.

J. B. Smoove

It's not even race; it's a certain type of person that gets 'Pootie Tang.'

It's not even race; it's a certain type of person that gets 'Pootie Tang.'

J. B. Smoove

I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief.

I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief.

J. B. Smoove

It's great when a director like Cameron Crowe can take what you do and fit it into what he's doing. If someone's a fan of you already, they can take what you do and make it work for what they're doing. You don't know their vision, and you're thinking, 'How is this guy going to take what I do and make it work in this movie?'

J. B. Smoove

Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids, and I can get into the mind of a kid. In my brain, I consider myself the ultimate video game player. The ultimate snack maker.

Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids, and I can get into the mind of a kid. In my brain, I consider myself the ultimate video game player. The ultimate snack maker.

J. B. Smoove

I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.

I just always found it easier to be the same guy onstage as you are offstage.

J. B. Smoove

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

J. B. Smoove

You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.

You buy a new iPhone, a few months later, another new iPhone comes out, and you get online to buy another one. You can't get enough. You are addicted to Apple.

J. B. Smoove

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