Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere. Jeff Ross apologizefunnygotta Change image and share on social
I love playing smart and tough and having funny lines. Jane Elliot funnylinelove Change image and share on social
Look, you know, you can't please everybody. I'm a stand-up comic. I know that. It doesn't matter how funny you are and how well you do, there's two people that are going to walk out of there hating you. Billy Gardell comicfunnyhate share on social
I'm more interested in - I was going to say putting on an interesting show, but then when I think about it, it's more like putting on several interesting shows. I think I'm more interested in doing funny things than calculating how I'll best be received. James Adomian calculatefunnyinterest share on social
Comedy and tragedy co-exist. You can't have one without the other. I'm of the school that anything can be funny if seen from a comedic point of view. Harold Ramis comediccomedyexist Change image and share on social
What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going to go for, and it's just great. Paul Feig funnygreatmake Change image and share on social
For years, it's driven me crazy that women don't have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt... misogynist streak is too strong a term - but a dismissiveness. Paul Feig comedycrazydismissiveness share on social
Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone. David Walton chemistryfunnyhelp Change image and share on social
I don't need to convince anybody that I know kung fu, but maybe somebody needs to know that I really can act, without doing a Chinese accent or a funny walk. David Carradine accentactchinese Change image and share on social
Now I want to work with Octavia Spencer, because I met her and she's really funny. Isabelle Fuhrman funnymeetoctavia Change image and share on social
