People think it's funny that I enjoy dreaming so much. I just use it as a form of entertainment. It's very private. I don't see my dreams as separate. I mean, half the time I'm wandering around dreaming anyway. Robert Smith dreamenjoyentertainment share on social
A lot of my friends are club people. It's not me. It's funny to represent that, because it's not me. I don't fit into a gay club setting. It's just ironic that I represent that somehow. Randy Harrison clubfitfriend Change image and share on social
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. Josh Billings cologneflatterysmell Change image and share on social
I write what I think is funny and I write from a sense of popping a balloon or a sense of injustice, whether it's about yourself, or whether it's about something else. It's my worldview; it doesn't mean that everybody has to agree with it. Denis Leary agreeballoonfunny share on social
Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are. Marlon Wayans brutalcareclub Change image and share on social
You can film me 24 hours a day and you'll get a very accurate picture of who I am. You see the funny side, I work hard, and I try to be honest and just call it how it is. Lisa Vanderpump accuratecallday Change image and share on social
I hear that I'm funny, and I think I'm funny, but I go in all the time for multicam, and they say that I'm not big enough, or I'm too big. I'm so confused. Okay, well, I'm funny in real life. Kirby Bliss Blanton bigconfusefunny Change image and share on social
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' Louis C. K. comedyfunnyjesus Change image and share on social
Sometimes when you write something on the page, it can seem very funny, but when you act it out - and this happens to me a lot, actually - the melancholy of the situation becomes more front and center. Mike White actcenterfront share on social
There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are. Vanessa Bayer awarefunnykid Change image and share on social
