For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents. James Herriot bearfunnyincident Change image and share on social
It's only I have seen enough of it and the funny thing is now, I know that I'm skinny, because I know there are even smaller clothes in the store. I think I'm big, when I was big, I never thought about it. Karl Lagerfeld bigclothefunny share on social
I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job. Jenny Eclair comedyfunnyhate Change image and share on social
Life is funny, and that's why I celebrate it in my shows. Loni Love celebratefunnylife Change image and share on social
Look at Sam Beckett. Most depressed man who ever lived, but he sure was funny. T. C. Boyle beckettdepressfunny Change image and share on social
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. Jimi Hendrix deadfunnylife Change image and share on social
It's so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn't have any money, and my only car was mom's Hyundai. Criss Angel backcallcar Change image and share on social
It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger. Gertrude Stein actionbasicequal share on social
We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know? Dana Carvey analyzecitizencollect share on social
