Top 24 Quotes by MaryJanice Davidson

About MaryJanice Davidson

These are some quotes by American author MaryJanice Davidson Author, who was born in 1969.

Among other things, Marching Band forms state that if my kid starts acting like a li'l jerkface on a trip, Marching Band can call and command me to pick up my li'l jerkface.

Among other things, Marching Band forms state that if my kid starts acting like a li'l jerkface on a trip, Marching Band can call and command me to pick up my li'l jerkface.

MaryJanice Davidson

I've found I can plunge the characters into whatever absurd, awful situation, and readers will follow as long as the writer makes them seem like 'real people.'

I've found I can plunge the characters into whatever absurd, awful situation, and readers will follow as long as the writer makes them seem like 'real people.'

MaryJanice Davidson

I'd go to a bookstore, and I'd flip through flap copy, and I'd think, 'If this gal can get published, I can get published.'

I'd go to a bookstore, and I'd flip through flap copy, and I'd think, 'If this gal can get published, I can get published.'

MaryJanice Davidson

I can't not write funny. It's literally the only way I know how to do it.

I can't not write funny. It's literally the only way I know how to do it.

MaryJanice Davidson

I love traveling, but I love the bum I married, and the bums I gave birth to, more. And the dogs. I love them, too.

I love traveling, but I love the bum I married, and the bums I gave birth to, more. And the dogs. I love them, too.

MaryJanice Davidson

I'm more to my family than a wonderful, luminous cook. I'm also a wonderful, luminous butler and a wonderful, luminous chauffer. And checkbook. I'm a luminous checkbook, too.

I'm more to my family than a wonderful, luminous cook. I'm also a wonderful, luminous butler and a wonderful, luminous chauffer. And checkbook. I'm a luminous checkbook, too.

MaryJanice Davidson

I always knew I'd keep at it with the plodding doggedness that I used to master lump-less gravy and wriggle out of fitness classes; I always knew I'd get a zillion rejection slips. I figured I'd write part time while working various full-time office jobs, and maybe, maybe in my 50s, I'd be able to quit and try writing full time.

MaryJanice Davidson

I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I've got some standards.

I might occasionally forget how to open a car door and have too many shower curtains, but I've got some standards.

MaryJanice Davidson

I own two beautiful homes, and I'm always half-expecting the cops to pull in, seize me with firm compassion, and escort me out.

I own two beautiful homes, and I'm always half-expecting the cops to pull in, seize me with firm compassion, and escort me out.

MaryJanice Davidson

Magic: The Gathering is like Dungeons and Dragons if D&D was played with cards and didn't take 18 weeks.

Magic: The Gathering is like Dungeons and Dragons if D&D was played with cards and didn't take 18 weeks.

MaryJanice Davidson

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