Top 451 Funny Quotes

Music is funny. I shouldn't even ever talk about music, because you can have all the ideas in your head, and it never goes exactly the way that you think it's gonna go.

Music is funny. I shouldn't even ever talk about music, because you can have all the ideas in your head, and it never goes exactly the way that you think it's gonna go.

Alicia Keys

Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.

Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.

Andrew Stanton

I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.

I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.

Amy Jo Johnson

If you're funny as a woman, people think it might be because someone else helped you.

If you're funny as a woman, people think it might be because someone else helped you.

Alice Lowe

You re-watch 'Napoleon Dynamite', and there's a lot of thrift shopping that goes on in that movie; there's a lot of funny stuff. It's definitely amusing, and paying 99 cents for a samurai sword is amazing.

Al Madrigal

Le Corbusier is an outstanding writer. His ideas achieved their impact in large measure because he could write so convincingly. His style is utterly clear, brusque, funny and polemical in the best way.

Alain de Botton

I've been doing comedy since I was two. You know, kids who make other kids laugh. The sickness had set in! I could make my friends' parents laugh; I had a sense of what was silly and funny.

I've been doing comedy since I was two. You know, kids who make other kids laugh. The sickness had set in! I could make my friends' parents laugh; I had a sense of what was silly and funny.

Albert Brooks

I like Jacques Derrida; I think he's funny. I like my philosophy with a few jokes and puns. I know that that offends other philosophers; they think he's not taking things seriously, but he comes up with some marvellous puns. Why shouldn't you have a bit of fun while dealing with the deepest issues of the mind?

Alan Moore

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.

Alan King

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

Adam Sandler

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