I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White findlemonlemonade Change image and share on social
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. Colin Quinn funnygottalaugh Change image and share on social
I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures - that's what's funny. Mayim Bialik caricaturefunnylot Change image and share on social
Let's say I'm not feeling well, and somebody would say to me, 'Just do an easy show, just go out and do a light...' - I can't! I cannot do that kind of a show. I have to still put 150 percent into it, and it's funny: it's so healing to do that. Gene Pitney easyfeltfunny share on social
In the Netherlands I read the first chapter of Exquisite Corpse to an audience that laughed in all the places I thought were funny - an experience I've never had in America! Poppy Z. Brite americaaudiencechapter Change image and share on social
One man is as good as another until he has written a book. Benjamin Jowett bookgoodman Change image and share on social
I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers. Steve Martin believecomediancomedic Change image and share on social
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. Steve Martin hateheadneck Change image and share on social
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin daynightsunshine Change image and share on social
