The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes dead funny thing
It's fun to get a message on the phone service that Lucille Ball or Burt Reynolds called, and play it very blase by asking, 'Anyone else?' Charles Nelson Reilly ballblaseburt Change image and share on social
Because I was an only child, I don't like many people around, and that's why I don't have any servants. Charles Nelson Reilly childpeopleservant Change image and share on social
Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. Charles Nelson Reilly bagdreamdrop Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social
I haven't modelled since I was 12 - that was a one-time thing, and I did it as a kid to make a little money to save up for university. Acting is my first love as well as writing and eventually producing and directing. Kyle Schmid actdirecteventually share on social
We continue to be exasperated by the view, apparently gaining momentum in certain circles, that armed robbery is okay as long as nobody gets hurt! The proper solution to armed robbery is a dead robber, on the scene. Jeff Cooper apparentlyarmcircle share on social