Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living. Charles Nelson Reilly dresshairlife Change image and share on social
Capricorns like to stay in one place. I have to go to work in places like New York, but basically, I don't want to go anywhere. One time, I got a trip around the world for doing something on television, and the travel agent was so excited, I gave her the tickets. Charles Nelson Reilly agentbasicallycapricorn share on social
My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding. Charles Nelson Reilly bathtubelizabethflower Change image and share on social
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. Charles Nelson Reilly dentistlivenail Change image and share on social
The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead. Charles Nelson Reilly deadfunnything Change image and share on social
When I die, it's going to read, 'Game Show Fixture Passes Away.' Nothing about the theater, or Tony Awards, or Emmys. But it doesn't bother me. Charles Nelson Reilly awardbotherdie Change image and share on social
If I make $30,000 a month, I'll spend $29,999. I tell friends, 'Oh, you need money to go to college?' I'm a little crazy, but the backwash is heaven. Charles Nelson Reilly 000backwashcollege Change image and share on social
I was 24 yesterday. Suddenly you wake up, and you get on the elevator, and there's a mirror there. And you look in the mirror, and you're an old man. Charles Nelson Reilly elevatormanmirror Change image and share on social
Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. Charles Nelson Reilly bagdreamdrop Change image and share on social
Opera is full of trappings that make us go away from being human. You can't let them do that. You can't walk like you're in an opera! You have to make it real. You have to just be there. Charles Nelson Reilly fullhumanmake Change image and share on social
