My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding. Charles Nelson Reilly bathtubelizabethflower Change image and share on social
If I make $30,000 a month, I'll spend $29,999. I tell friends, 'Oh, you need money to go to college?' I'm a little crazy, but the backwash is heaven. Charles Nelson Reilly 000backwashcollege Change image and share on social
Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or life's not worth living. Charles Nelson Reilly dresshairlife Change image and share on social
I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. Charles Nelson Reilly dentistlivenail Change image and share on social
A voice in my head tells me that I'm at the twilight of an extraordinary life. I say extraordinary because of the people who have loved me. I say twilight because of what people say to me in the supermarket. Charles Nelson Reilly extraordinaryheadlife share on social
Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. Charles Nelson Reilly bagdreamdrop Change image and share on social
It's fun to get a message on the phone service that Lucille Ball or Burt Reynolds called, and play it very blase by asking, 'Anyone else?' Charles Nelson Reilly ballblaseburt Change image and share on social
You can't do anything else once you do game shows. You have no career. Charles Nelson Reilly careergameshow Change image and share on social
The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead. Charles Nelson Reilly deadfunnything Change image and share on social
If you ever get injured or have an asthma attack, the last words you get out are, 'Sammy Davis suite, please.' That's, like, three rooms on the eighth floor of Cedars-Sinai. Charles Nelson Reilly asthmaattackcedar Change image and share on social
