Life is funny, and a lot of times, the people that I've met have really gone past anything that I've ever dreamed of, so I'm really grateful. My friendships really go from the West to the East. You'd be amazed at some of the people I call friends. BeBe Winans amazecalldream share on social
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. Milton Berle committeegrouphour Change image and share on social
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down. Mitch Hedberg necklaceupsidewanna Change image and share on social
Communism is like one big phone company. Lenny Bruce bigcommunismcompany Change image and share on social
The kind of funny irony is that a lot of people talk about ethical meat eating as if it's a way to care about things, but also not to alienate yourself from the rest of the world. But it's so much more alienating than vegetarianism. Jonathan Safran Foer alienatecareeat share on social
Craig McDean was probably one of the first people I shot with. I shot with him for years with Tommy Hilfiger and a few other jobs. He's just so nice and just a super normal, funny guy. Jacquelyn Jablonski craigfunnyguy Change image and share on social
I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but... I have a reputation of - people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow. Ian MacKaye extremelyfellowfundamentalist share on social
Dad was the first man I fell in love with. He was a very funny man. He grew up in the East End of London and was very dynamic, and I understood why my mother fell in love with him. Patsy Kensit daddynamiceast Change image and share on social
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. Tallulah Bankhead lifelivemake Change image and share on social
