You know what's funny is that I have this ongoing relationship with the city of Washington D.C. I went to George Washington University, and my nickname was K-Dub - based on G-Dub - and I'm now on the board of trustees at George Washington University. Kerry Washington baseboardcity share on social
The funny thing is musicians often love to go to see visual art because you've got all these pictures to turn into metaphors. Dar Williams artfunnyhave Change image and share on social
It's quite funny because I always talk to baby through Susie's belly, and every time I start speaking, I just get kicked in the face. Greg Rutherford babybellyface Change image and share on social
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny. Jim Carrey appreciatefunnylot Change image and share on social
Lots of models have played mermaids throughout history and it is, kind of, a funny rite of passage. Gemma Ward funnyhistorykind Change image and share on social
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right. Billy Crystal feelfootfunny Change image and share on social
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin darkforecasttonight Change image and share on social
It was Nick Willing's intention to make 'Hatter' as sarcastically British funny as he could. Andrew-Lee Potts britishfunnyhatter Change image and share on social
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. Arthur C. Clarke adjustbathroomhonesty Change image and share on social
The only way I was going to be funny was if I was myself, and either you liked it, or you didn't. Either you got on my train, or you didn't. Freeing myself of this idea that I had to fit a certain mold was when I was able to be my funniest. Aisha Tyler fitfreefunny share on social
