You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. Colin Quinn funnygottalaugh Change image and share on social
Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody. Florenz Ziegfeld comediancustomerfunny share on social
It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run. Billy Mays baseballbusinesscompare Change image and share on social
Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.' Ron Funches badfunnyjoke Change image and share on social
See, I don't really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I've had have come after me. So it's really funny when girls get offended because I don't hit on them. Kellan Lutz funnygirlgirlfriend Change image and share on social
If you work at comedy too laboriously, you can kill what's funny in the joke. Richard Russo comedyfunnyjoke Change image and share on social
One man is as good as another until he has written a book. Benjamin Jowett bookgoodman Change image and share on social
I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning. Katy Perry funnygirlmean Change image and share on social
I've always wanted to work with Elizabeth Banks. She's so talented and funny, and she's become this force of nature - directing, producing. Being around her is kind of inspiring. Gillian Jacobs bankdirectelizabeth Change image and share on social
