I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield interruptspeakwife Change image and share on social
There is a cliche that probably has some anecdotal evidence on the side that comedians are very depressed people, but that's because no one is ever going to seem as funny in a normal conversation as compared to when they're up there onstage in the spotlight making a huge audience keel over with laughter. Robert Klein anecdotalaudiencecliche share on social
The funny thing is, I'm so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things... I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn't. Rob Zombie badcarefeel Change image and share on social
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead absolutelyrememberunique Change image and share on social
Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18. Jim Bishop includeunderstand Change image and share on social
When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone. John Requa diefunnyshort Change image and share on social
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? Lily Tomlin beautyhairlibrary Change image and share on social
There's a bunch of different flavours of funny. It's all about the execution of it. Jason Bateman bunchexecutionflavour Change image and share on social
If I'm doing something on stage, and it evokes an emotion, then I might show that emotion, but I also don't believe in being a preacher. If you have a point, that's a bonus. But the funny has to come first; otherwise, you shouldn't call yourself a comedian. Trevor Noah bonuscallcomedian share on social
Comedy is probably a lot harder for me. Maybe it's because I've been doing drama for so long or maybe it's because... you don't want to search for a laugh; you can't try to be funny, you just have to naturally be funny or be in a situation that's funny. Nina Dobrev comedydramafunny share on social