You see much more of your children once they leave home. Lucille Ball childhomeleave Change image and share on social
The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it. Kevin Sorbo funnystarttelevision Change image and share on social
No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years. Tom Smothers comediancouplefunny Change image and share on social
If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny. Tracy Morgan funnyoffend Change image and share on social
I've been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. Tracy Morgan funnygiftgive Change image and share on social
For my first gig, I got $75. I could make money being funny, so I pursued it as a career and have turned it into a lucrative business. Tracy Morgan businesscareerfunny Change image and share on social
Our family's special holiday tradition is going over to my grandparent's house on Christmas morning. My grandma cooks a big breakfast, and I love hearing her tell old funny stories. Caroline Sunshine bigbreakfastchristmas Change image and share on social
I suppose the things you remember about someone who has died are the funny moments. Those are the ones that stand out. Harry Lloyd diefunnymoment Change image and share on social
You know, it was just another presentation of my work, and a funny one, because the cards are quite different from the normal Tarot deck, no? H. R. Giger carddeckfunny Change image and share on social
I find comedy to be really scary, because it can go so wrong so easily, and the margin for error is so huge - and I guess that's what makes it funny, that tension. Tatiana Maslany comedyeasilyerror Change image and share on social