Archaeology is the peeping Tom of the sciences. It is the sandbox of men who care not where they are going; they merely want to know where everyone else has been. Jim Bishop archaeologycareman Change image and share on social
It is impossible to read for pleasure from something to which you are both father and mother, born in such travail that the writer despises the thing that enslaved him. Jim Bishop beardespiseenslave Change image and share on social
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. Jim Bishop collectdatedaughter Change image and share on social
Nobody understands anyone 18, including those who are 18. Jim Bishop includeunderstand Change image and share on social
Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. Jim Bishop chipchocolatecow Change image and share on social
The reporter is the daily prisoner of clocked facts. On all working days, he is expected to do his best in one swift swipe at each story. Jim Bishop clockdailyday Change image and share on social
At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly. Jim Bishop friendlytomorrow Change image and share on social
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun. Jim Bishop americanfungolf Change image and share on social
A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It is conceived, born, grows up and dies of old age in a day. Jim Bishop agebearconceive Change image and share on social
Gimme: an agreement between two losers who can't putt. Jim Bishop agreementgimmeloser Change image and share on social
