Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. Michael Caine funnyhappenmovie Change image and share on social
I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom. Julia Louis-Dreyfus agendumfunnyoffer Change image and share on social
If your partner is consistently unhappy, it won't matter if they're incredibly sexy, wildly funny, impressively successful, adorably charismatic - your relationship will be weighed down under the heaviness of their moods. Karen Salmansohn adorablycharismaticconsistently share on social
Political cartoonists get hung up on daily deadlines and the front page. The worst thing you can do is open up the newspaper and ask, 'What's funny about this?' Jeff MacNelly badcartoonistdaily Change image and share on social
I want to be known for my performances and doing my craft well, not for funny stuff I post on Twitter or whatever. Billy Magnussen craftfunnyperformance Change image and share on social
A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it. Calista Flockhart catchcleverdive share on social
Who included me among the ranks of the human race? Joseph Brodsky humanincluderace Change image and share on social
I thought I was funny as a kid. I used to play tricks on my brothers - I'd tie a two-shilling piece to a bit of cotton, then pull it away as they went to grab it. Jo Brand bitebrothercotton Change image and share on social
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. Jay Leno beverlycalldad Change image and share on social
But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set. Jaime King breakfallfinger Change image and share on social