I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. Ryan Stiles brotherfunnygrow Change image and share on social
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards. Ryan Stiles backwardsconfessionhave Change image and share on social
When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda. Ryan Stiles damngoudalove Change image and share on social
I was into sports in high school, but I got kicked out of Richmond High at 17, so I never graduated. However, I still get invites to the class reunions... I don't know that I want to see how everyone looks now. Ryan Stiles classgraduatehigh share on social
I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982. Ryan Stiles accidentcontrolgreat Change image and share on social
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. Ryan Stiles bananabuygreen Change image and share on social
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife. Ryan Stiles manwifewoman Change image and share on social
I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada. Ryan Stiles canadalovetaxis Change image and share on social
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me. Ryan Stiles mantall Change image and share on social
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess. Ryan Stiles blimpchessdark Change image and share on social
