You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards. Ryan Stiles backwardsconfessionhave Change image and share on social
When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda. Ryan Stiles damngoudalove Change image and share on social
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish! Ryan Stiles fishgillman Change image and share on social
I was into sports in high school, but I got kicked out of Richmond High at 17, so I never graduated. However, I still get invites to the class reunions... I don't know that I want to see how everyone looks now. Ryan Stiles classgraduatehigh share on social
I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. Ryan Stiles brotherfunnygrow Change image and share on social
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe. Ryan Stiles bananabuygreen Change image and share on social
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife. Ryan Stiles manwifewoman Change image and share on social
I did standup for a lot of years, too, but when you come out as a standup, you get the feeling from a crowd - it's a kind of a 'make me laugh' attitude. But when you come out as an improvisor, they realize that they're suggesting everything you do. So they're already invested in the scene, and they actually want it to work. Ryan Stiles attitudecrowdfelt share on social
I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada. Ryan Stiles canadalovetaxis Change image and share on social
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess. Ryan Stiles blimpchessdark Change image and share on social