In my old age, it's kind of funny - at night, what I like to do is watch TV when I go to sleep. And what I really like is to put on a Gene Autry film, because he sings really well. So he sings me to sleep. Phil Everly ageautryfilm share on social
When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me 'Chick' because I looked like Tweety Bird. Nicky Hilton birdblondecall Change image and share on social
I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David. Jeff Garlin comfortabledavidfunny Change image and share on social
Thankfully, I found athletics. My mum didn't like it at first, but the funny thing is that, now, she's the biggest athletics fan out there. She's a real expert, and she's got all the heptathlon books. Katarina Johnson-Thompson athleticbigbook Change image and share on social
Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick. Joe Rogan brilliantdavefoley share on social
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way. Joe Rogan censorfunnyhappen share on social
It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do. Lance Armstrong darkfunnyinterview Change image and share on social
I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be. David Dobkin funny Change image and share on social
I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom. Julia Louis-Dreyfus agendumfunnyoffer Change image and share on social
