I'm like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you're with, girlfriends and stuff, are like, 'God I wish I had the person on stage to be with all the time.' Artie Lange time master ceremony Change image and share on social
I think universities are trying to figure out how we could use what we know about learning to change our education system, but it is sort of funny that they don't necessarily seem to be consulting the people who are sitting right there on campus. Alison Gopnik system figure education share on social
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.' Anna Torv end funny joke Change image and share on social
I'm odd looking. Sometimes I think I look like a funny muppet. Angelina Jolie odd muppet funny Change image and share on social
When I'm doing a drama, I wish I was doing something funny. When I'm doing something funny, I wish I was doing something more serious. I think it's just human nature. Alan Ruck funny human nature Change image and share on social
Twitter's a lot of work! That's the first thing I would say. There's so much pressure to be funny. Ari Graynor work pressure thing Change image and share on social
The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but that's about it. Arthur Smith funny swim water Change image and share on social
I wasn't a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I mostly wrote funny stuff instead of writing what I was supposed to be writing. Alan Zweibel clown class find Change image and share on social
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. Anthony Burgess snore sleep laugh Change image and share on social
Music is funny. I shouldn't even ever talk about music, because you can have all the ideas in your head, and it never goes exactly the way that you think it's gonna go. Alicia Keys funny music gonna Change image and share on social
