It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes audience destroy funny
I was a bed wetter till very late. My mom used to hang my sheets out the window to dry, and I'd have to run home from school in order to beat the other kids to my house so they wouldn't see them. Vince Vaughn beatbedhang Change image and share on social
I'm not running for office. I just want people to come to my stuff and escape and see me as a character, not as anything else. Vince Vaughn characterescapeoffice Change image and share on social
I didn't own a cell phone for a long time. I was late in the game on that. Vince Vaughn cellgamelate Change image and share on social
America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. Abraham Lincoln americadestroyfalter Change image and share on social
Most detective story readers are an educated audience and know there are only a certain number of plots. The interest lies in what the writer does with them. Kerry Greenwood audiencedetectiveeducate Change image and share on social
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman. David Alan Grier chelseafunnyhandler Change image and share on social