It's such a funny thing when you see your daughter transitioning from your baby, your little girl, to suddenly being a young woman. If you're not really looking for it, you can miss it, and Lily-Rose is on that road already, and there's nothing I can do to stop it. Johnny Depp babydaughterfunny share on social
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative. Henry A. Kissinger alternativemoderationthink Change image and share on social
No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff. Tucker Max cutefunnypet Change image and share on social
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. Billy Connolly definitionintellectuallisten Change image and share on social
I was a very quiet child growing up. I always knew that I was funny - I just never put it to use. Spoken Reasons childfunnygrow Change image and share on social
But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something. Dabney Coleman charactercontributefunny share on social
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld blenderkindtop Change image and share on social
I did 'Love's Labour's Lost' in the theater and found it to be riotously funny. Kenneth Branagh findfunnylabour Change image and share on social
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. Francesca Annis botherfunnyhave Change image and share on social
Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny. Shah Rukh Khan bananadiscomfortfall Change image and share on social
