I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. Billy Connolly afraidimaginationinsecurity Change image and share on social
I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there. Billy Connolly algebralearn Change image and share on social
My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. Billy Connolly definitionintellectuallisten Change image and share on social
I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do. Billy Connolly angelgodpeople Change image and share on social
Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time. Billy Connolly actcowardicedark Change image and share on social
Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head? Billy Connolly drinkemptyhead Change image and share on social
The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know. Billy Connolly 20s30samerica Change image and share on social
I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far. Billy Connolly angeldashboardflap Change image and share on social
I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a figure with two heads that somebody thought must be a comment on the state of matrimony. None of it is a comment on anything. Billy Connolly amazeartbig share on social
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on. Billy Connolly coseyleaveman Change image and share on social
