Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on. Billy Connolly coseyleaveman Change image and share on social
I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place. Billy Connolly absolutelychilddelightful Change image and share on social
Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying. Billy Connolly archaudiencehear Change image and share on social
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. Billy Connolly attackglasgowgreat Change image and share on social
I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it's not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more these days. Billy Connolly actcomedyconsume Change image and share on social
I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. Billy Connolly afraidimaginationinsecurity Change image and share on social
I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there. Billy Connolly algebralearn Change image and share on social
Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding's a mystery to me now. You can't go back, your life changes every day. Billy Connolly backcarclothe share on social
If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name? Billy Connolly jesusjewmexican Change image and share on social
I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered. Billy Connolly chasedogdoor Change image and share on social
