In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship. Tim Allen compromisemarriagenurture Change image and share on social
In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers. Tim Allen boycalmchallenge Change image and share on social
I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did. Tim Allen bigcatechismclass share on social
I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life. Tim Allen artistgraphichave Change image and share on social
It's true; I have a skill and it's... it has not related to acting, it's not related to auditions, it's not related to studios, not related to public whim. It's whether I'm funny or not and whether I can entertain people. Tim Allen actauditionentertain share on social
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. Tim Allen actawaitcomedy Change image and share on social
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. Tim Allen careeasyfamily Change image and share on social
I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. Tim Allen algebrafiguregood Change image and share on social
