I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever. Tim Allen daughterengageforever share on social
I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system? Tim Allen combinedemocracysocialism Change image and share on social
You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress. Tim Allen lotpeoplestress Change image and share on social
It's true; I have a skill and it's... it has not related to acting, it's not related to auditions, it's not related to studios, not related to public whim. It's whether I'm funny or not and whether I can entertain people. Tim Allen actauditionentertain share on social
I love doing logos. I've been a graphic artist all my life. Tim Allen artistgraphichave Change image and share on social
I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did. Tim Allen bigcatechismclass share on social
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. Tim Allen actawaitcomedy Change image and share on social
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. Tim Allen dangerouselectricityfloor Change image and share on social
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship. Tim Allen compromisemarriagenurture Change image and share on social
