Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent. Fred Allen longsullivantalent Change image and share on social
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on. Fred Allen gentlemanhathit Change image and share on social
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen committeedecidegroup Change image and share on social
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. Fred Allen actorboyexpectancy Change image and share on social
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. Fred Allen changechoirchurch Change image and share on social
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners. Fred Allen actemployeepartner Change image and share on social
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama. Fred Allen alabamaplantersouthern Change image and share on social
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. Fred Allen agecomediancomedy share on social
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. Fred Allen buydollareasily Change image and share on social
