All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. Fred Allen humor Change image and share on social
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. Fred Allen mediumraretelevision Change image and share on social
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. Fred Allen afraidautographchurch Change image and share on social
Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year. Fred Allen creationhatridiculous Change image and share on social
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on. Fred Allen gentlemanhathit Change image and share on social
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. Fred Allen actorboyexpectancy Change image and share on social
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. Fred Allen changechoirchurch Change image and share on social
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners. Fred Allen actemployeepartner Change image and share on social
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. Fred Allen buydollareasily Change image and share on social
