Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. Fred Allen afraidautographchurch Change image and share on social
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. Fred Allen bagcarbonmake Change image and share on social
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen avoidcelebritydark Change image and share on social
The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed. Fred Allen advertiseexistman Change image and share on social
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. Fred Allen mediumraretelevision Change image and share on social
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. Fred Allen changechoirchurch Change image and share on social
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary. Fred Allen appointcommitteegroup Change image and share on social
Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen committeedecidegroup Change image and share on social
We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. Fred Allen agecomediancomedy share on social