I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. Fred Allen bottlefrontfrontal Change image and share on social
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals. Fred Allen achievementalliancedependence share on social
During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk. Fred Allen bigdayenjoy Change image and share on social
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is. Fred Allen facenameremember Change image and share on social
Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great. Fred Allen actorbadcompetition Change image and share on social
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. Fred Allen handholdlane Change image and share on social
A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen conferencedecidegather Change image and share on social
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. Fred Allen actorboyexpectancy Change image and share on social
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin. Fred Allen coffinfit Change image and share on social
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners. Fred Allen actemployeepartner Change image and share on social