I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. Fred Allen buydollareasily Change image and share on social
I always have trouble remembering three things: faces, names, and - I can't remember what the third thing is. Fred Allen facenameremember Change image and share on social
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. Fred Allen carawayflyfruit Change image and share on social
Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great. Fred Allen actorbadcompetition Change image and share on social
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. Fred Allen handholdlane Change image and share on social
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it. Fred Allen humor Change image and share on social
A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen conferencedecidegather Change image and share on social
An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. Fred Allen actorboyexpectancy Change image and share on social
I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin. Fred Allen coffinfit Change image and share on social
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners. Fred Allen actemployeepartner Change image and share on social