Fred Allen

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
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These are some quotes by American author Fred Allen Comedian, who lived between May 31, 1894 and March 17, 1956.