Fred Allen

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.

I think people seem to sort of associate me with danger. And I don't see that at all.

I don't really have time to watch too much, but I like 'Family Guy' and 'Entourage.' I'm also obsessed with the YouTube series 'Balls of Steel.' It's hilarious.