The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference. Fred Allen advertiseagencybite Change image and share on social
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. Fred Allen backcasecollege Change image and share on social
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. Fred Allen bostonfindreturn Change image and share on social
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. Fred Allen californiafinehappen Change image and share on social
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen committeedecidegroup Change image and share on social
Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you. Fred Allen biologicalestimationhole Change image and share on social
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on. Fred Allen gentlemanhathit Change image and share on social
Imitation is the sincerest form of television. Fred Allen formimitationsincere Change image and share on social
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. Fred Allen childdefensefather Change image and share on social
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama. Fred Allen alabamaplantersouthern Change image and share on social