As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of the year. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes adult comedian eve
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. Elayne Boosler divorcehavemarry Change image and share on social
Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? Elayne Boosler aislemixnotice Change image and share on social
I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.' Elayne Boosler bikeboatbox share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social
Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult. Laurence Olivier actadultexhibitionism Change image and share on social
I love watching 'Twilight Zone.' New Year's Eve they do the marathon; I watch it every year. Gerard Way evelovemarathon Change image and share on social