The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes american average board
I want to help the helpless, but I don't want to help the clueless. Dennis Miller cluelesshelpless Change image and share on social
America may be the best country in the world, but that's kind of like being the valedictorian of summer school. Dennis Miller americacountrykind Change image and share on social
Joan Rivers telling Lauren Bacall her dress is all wrong is like Carrot Top telling Lenny Bruce he needs to get an edge. Dennis Miller bacallbrucecarrot Change image and share on social
Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process. Bruce Babbitt agoamericancongratulate Change image and share on social
From a good lie in the middle of a fairway bunker, I'll make the same swing as I do from an average fairway lie. I'll dig my feet in slightly and keep my lower body stable so I won't slip, but I don't change my club selection or setup. It's only when the ball is sitting down in the sand that I'll make some modifications. Ernie Els averageballbody share on social
A board of directors that cannot produce reliable audited financial statements for almost seven years simply should not remain in office. Dilip Shanghvi auditboarddirector Change image and share on social